Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Amazon Eve – At 6’8″, Amazon Eve might be the world’s tallest bikini model and possibly the owner of the longest clit (ala Chyna-style)!

Amazon Eve (birth name: Amazon Evan) graces the pages of Australia’s Zoo Weekly and says that in addition to bikini modeling, her hobbies include fantasy wrestling, domination, role playing, scissor sessions, tug of wear and overpowering. Basically, she just wants a reason to smash you with her exquisite lucite heel (in size: XXXL Khloe Kardashian).

We really should watch ourselves around this big big bitch, because she could send us flying just by flicking her pinky toe. I mean, her hands are bigger than that model’s head! Bitch could squish her head! On a positive note, you could probably use her ass lips to go bungee jumping.

Below is Amazon Eve’s bikini video, which was definitely directed by David Lynch.

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