Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged

November 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are officially engaged. Like for real this time. There were rumors that the two already attached ball and chains to their ankles in Martha’s Vineyard this past summer, but that was just all a lie. They sent out this e-mail to friends and family:

“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc”

Hooray. Pass out the cigars…. Actually, that probably isn’t a smart move.

And in hotter news, while I was looking for a picture of Chelsea and Marc, I came across this stunning work of art that made my fingers stop in their tracks and my skin catch on fire for a quick second (insert your flamer joke here):

This gorgeous plate of fried tomatoes and sauteed eggplant was photographed outside of a Barbara Streisand concert, which was attended by Chelsea. I really hope Chelsea makes this woman her flower memaw. She deserves the position.

Anyway, congrats to Chelsea and Marc. And thanks to them, because if they didn’t get engaged I would’ve never come across this gorgeous specimen.

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