Anthony Michael Hall Is A Biter

November 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

A couple of weeks ago, Anthony Michael Hall’s ex-girlfriend Diana Falzone took out a restraining order against him after he allegedly bashed her head into a wall. Diana said that AMH was definitely drunk at the time and might have been off the meds he takes for his bi-polar disorder. AMH’s denied that allegations.

Page Six got a hold of the police report and published more details from that night. According to the report. AMH “bit his girlfriend’s forehead” and “pushed, shoved, and spit at her.” Officers arrived at Diana’s Midtown Manhattan apartment and escorted AMH out of the building. He was briefly questioned, but he’s currently not under investigation.

Every single police officer and detective at Midtown North precinct house must be serious “The Geek” fans, because why wouldn’t they be investigating his ass?

If this is true, then Cesar Milan needs to put AMH into the submissive position and muzzle his mouth so he can drag him down to the Dog Psychology Center for rehabilitation. Yes, I watched a lot of The Dog Whisperer this weekend.

Tags: Crazy, I Can't With You, YouTubes

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