When Kobe Bryant was accused of touching parts not belonging to Vanessa Bryant, he immediately apologized to his wife by making her finger sparkle like she just gave RPattz a prostate exam. It’s the only type of apology a true gold digger will accept. So it’s no surprise that Tiger Woods knows he needs to go diamond mining if he wants his wife Elin Nordegren to forgive his possibly cheating ass.
TMZ says that during a phone conversation with some friend, Tiger said that his wife had “gone ghetto” on him and that he had “to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.‘”
My cholita cousin agrees. When her man proposed to her with a garnet (GARNET!!!) ring he bought at Walmart, her response was, “Uh. Why didn’t he go to Zales?” Exactly.