Put Your Shank Down, Loki

November 29, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s no need for Loki to shoot down from heaven to chew on some puppy culo, because that new dog friend now belongs to Mickey Rourke’s full-time fuck partner Elena Kuletskaya. Mickey’s heart still belongs to Loki forever and ever.

However, Loki still might want to piss on Mickey’s beef stroganoff face, because he bought the puppy at a pet store. BITCH BOGUS!

Here’s more pictures of Mickey, his girlfriend and his girlfriend’s new puppy friend trolling around NYC yesterday. Don’t worry, the “DEATH DON’T TAKE ME NOW” look in the puppy’s eyes will go away as soon as he gets used to staring at Mickey’s face all the time.

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