Code Cheeto Alert

November 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Hoff was hospitalized on Friday after he reportedly suffered a seizure following a two-day booze binge. Radar says that the doctors aren’t ready to release The Hoff back into the wild (and into the arms of a Jack Daniels bottle) just yet. They have stamped a Code 5150 on The Hoff’s nalgas and will keep him for up to 72 hours for a psychiatric evaluation.

Apparently, some of The Hoff’s family members have wised up and want him to go directly to rehab from the hospital. The Hoff recently denied that he has a problem with the sauce, so who knows if he’ll go.

Methinks The Hoff’s family will have to get creative if they want him to go to rehab. They should trick him by leaving a trail of deliciously greasy cheeseburgers from his hospital room door to the front steps of the rehab clinic.

Tags: The Hoff

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