Open Post: Hosted By Nick Lachey’s Nipples

November 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Yes, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders still exist. And yes, they are back together. Someone might have whispered that piece of non-information into your ear, but you must have been suffering from a little condition called “I Don’t Give A Queef” which caused you to forget it immediately. Anyway….

Nick and Vanessa were happily surrendering themselves to the Miami sun when they heard the click of a camera. And you know what happens when famewhores hear that? They jump up, suck it in and stroll around with their titties propped up real pretty-like. And I”m just talking about Nick.

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