JLo’s First Husband Is Going To Sue Her Big Ass

November 28, 2009 / Posted by:

JLo’s first husband Ojani Noa is planning to bust a $100 million lawsuit in her face, because he says she’s trying to ruin him. I hate to break it down for Ojani, but JLo is trying to destroy all of us by putting out another album. Ojani needs to add our names to that lawsuit right next to his.

Ojani was trying to produce a mockumentary using an 11-hour-longsexy tape” he made with JLo on their honeymoon, but her lawyers sat on his plans and got a judge to issue a temporary restraining order. This blocked Ojani from showing any parts of the tape to the public.

Radar reports that Ojani is also suing JLo’s father and lawyer for interfering with his project and for partaking in fraudulent activity. Ojani’s lawyer claims that JLo’s mother sold a part of the tape to Univision without his permission.

Ojani’s lawyer said, “I believe that I have an unalienable First Amendment right to enter the JLo home videos into the public court record, so as to defend myself. If Judge Chalfant has a problem with this, he can have me hauled out of the courtroom in handcuffs in front of the world media.

They are all due back in court on December 1st.

I know I keep bringing up Ojani’s hairy brows, but it pains me to see him wasting his time on lawsuits like this when he should be tending to those creatures over his eyes instead! If Ojani doesn’t want to bother with plucking, he just needs to smear a little cheese on his brows and let a hongray rat handle that. How is a judge going to take him seriously when he can’t even tame his eyebrow situation. Paging Baby Smiley!

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