TMZ has an entirely different story on how Tiger Woods’ face ended up looking like a cat tried to dry hump it. This whole story is really close to getting an “Escandalo” tag.
According to a source, Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren had a fight about the rumor that he’s cheating on her ass with that Rachel Uchitel trick. The argument got violent when Elin attacked Tiger’s face, scratching it up. Bitch showed him who the real tiger in the family is.
That was Tiger’s cue to exit stage left, so he hopped in his Escalade to escape the madness. But Elin wasn’t going to let Tiger get away that easy, so she chased him with a golf club and smashed his back windows. Tiger, who is taking painkillers for an injury, got distracted in all the chaos and crashed into the fire hydrant. The two made up the story that his SUV’s windows were busted out, because Elin broke them with the golf club to save Tiger.
TMZ also spoke to Rachel Uchitel who denied that she’s letting the Tiger into her bag. Rachel says that she met him once, but they never fucked around. Rachel added that the National Enquirer’s sources were paid $25,000 each for the fake story.
Um. Of course Rachel is going to pull the denial card out of her snatch. Does she really want to face the wrath of Elin Nordegren? If Elin took a golf club to Tiger, I can imagine what she would do to Rachel. Elin will run that whore over with a golf cart. Seriously, Elin is not going to let some gutter tramp ho eff with her money like that! Rachel better stay away from all golf courses and Ikeas from now on.