Courtney Love Got Freaky With The Dude From Road Trip

November 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

While most of us were passed out on the floor in a turkey/pie/conversation/alcohol coma, Courtney Love was making out with DJ Qualls and terrorizing strippers at Scores. Yish, it was just a traditional Thanksgiving for Court!

Page Six says that the rambler of Facebook started her night at 1OAK, where she stuck her tongue down DJ Qualls’ tiny bird mouth and led him down the crack hole. A source said, “Courtney was partying at 1Oak with her band and Qualls, who was on the next table, introduced himself. They hit it off and ended up talking very closely and making out. She was all over him. Courtney then dragged him and her band to Scores.”

When DJ Qualls woke up in a pool of his own bloody vomit the next morning with chunks of his gums missing, a fresh wart on his tonsils, a chaffed tongue, his nipples sewed onto his forehead and Courtney’s “business” card shoved up his asshole, he probably vowed never EVER to accept a drink from her again.

Tags: Courtney Love, Crackheads, Fergie, Gross, Hot Slut of the Day

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