The Butler Did It Again?

November 27, 2009 / Posted by:

You might be wondering why Gerard Butler has a single bloody tear stuck in his eye. That’s because his tortured eyeball was forced to stare at Kimbo Stewart’s constipated bird face for hours at The Groucho Club in London last night. The Daily Mail says that Gerry had Thanksgiving dinner with Kimbo and Natalie Imbruglia (aka the “Torn” chick). They all left separately, but I’m sure they met up in a back alley somewhere and bumped titties under the moonlight.

It’s not Gerry’s period eye that I’m concerned about, it’s his other eye. The eye on his dick. Gerry needs to get that shit checked out with an optometrist, if he actually got down with Kimbo. I mean, Kimbo?!

And since we’re on the subject of Kimbo and it is the day after Thanksgiving, let’s stare at her ex-boyfriend’s (nsfl) turkey neck nuts again!

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