Katie Price is making Harvey dizzy with all this back and forth shit. One minute she’s butt banging Peter Andre, and the next minute she’s sticking her tongue in Alex Reid’s tuck. AND NOW, she apparently wants Peter’s peen back in her orange arms again. Bitch needs to pick one gay and stick with him.
The Sun is saying that Katie must have gotten sentimental when she was washing her anal beads, because she called up Peter and begged him to let her be his main purse holder again. Katie reportedly said she was sowwy for being a bitch and told him that her relationship with Alex Reid/Roxy meant nothing. A source added, “She asked him straight out if there was any chance they could get back together and pleaded for a reunion. She was telling him she just couldn’t stop thinking of him and their life together. Katie told him she even dreamed of him at night but would wake up to realize he wasn’t there, and feel sad.”
The source also said that Peter wasn’t exactly pinching his nipples during the phone call, “The idea of a reunion is not something Pete would even consider. They are divorced and that’s it.”
When Katie and Peter quit each other, some whores were screaming in my ear that this was just a publicity stunt sponsored by OK! Magazine and they would get married again next year for maximum publicity exposure. I filed their claims under “crackhead conspiracies,” but it looks like their asses could be right. Katie and Peter could be taking famewhoring for checks to a whole new level.
Jon & Kate, take notes! Actually, I didn’t mean that. Burn your note pads, Jon & Kate. Burn them!