Elin Nordegren To The Rescue

November 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

After Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant outside of his house, his wife came running with a golf club to rescue his ass. The Police Chief told AP that Elin Nordegren used the golf club to smash out the SUV’s back window to get Tiger out of there. When the ambulance arrived, Tiger was laying in the street with his wife over him.

TMZ also says that right before the accident, Tiger and Elin had a fight of words. Hmmm…I wonder if their argument had something to do with Tiger possibly doing down low sexy times with rising homewrecker to the stars Rachel Uchitel? That would explain why he was running out of there at 2:30 in the morning like the devil was trying to nibble on his ass lips.

You know, something in the milk ain’t clean about this story. Maybe Elin was trying to beat the whore out of Tiger and chased him out of the house? Or maybe after Tiger crashed, Elin went out there to save his ass, because she needs him to bring in more cash before she drops divorce papers into his lap? Whatever the case may be, Elin does not play around and Tiger better watch his ass.

Tags: Hotness, Talk Shows, Tiger Woods

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