These two absolutely shameless famefuckers posing with Joe Biden threw whatever dignity they had out the window and crashed Obama’s first state dinner on Tuesday night. HA! This is just like the time my cousin busted on in a children’s birthday party at Bullwinkle’s just so she could get some free sheet cake from Costco. Only this is not as glamorous.
The Washington Post reports that Michaele and Tarq Salahi breezed through a secret service checkpoint in order to get in. They flashed fame-eating grins at the cameras and acted like they had received a personal Evite from Michelle Obama herself. When they got inside, they sipped on cocktails from the open bar and took pictures with all the fancy people. That night, one of them wrote on their Facebook pages: “Honored to be at the White House for the state dinner in honor of India with President Obama and our First Lady!” SCRAGS BITCHES!
A rep for the Secret Service confirmed that Michaele and Tarq crashed that motherfucker and went on to explain: “Everyone who enters the White House grounds goes through magnetometers and several other levels of screenings. That was the case with the state dinner last night. No one was under any risk or threat.”
I still don’t know how the Secret Service didn’t tackle Michaela upon first sight. I mean, she totally looks like one of Ann Coulter’s mutant mouth sores all grown up.
Since they didn’t have anywhere to sit at the actual dinner, they probably snuck into a hallway and quietly ate cold tuna sandwiches that Michaela hid under her sari.
And OF COURSE, Michaela is rumored to be one of The Real Housewives of DC. Bitch fits right in!
BONUS! Gawker posted a clip of their amazingly awesome wedding video. The fake wedding bells at the beginning really set the mood for this elegant affair of tackiness: