Hot Slut Of The Day!
Stove Top Stuffing! Because no high-class Thanksgiving is complete without canned cranberries and Stove Top! You will seriously impress absolutely everybody when you shovel a heaping serving on this processed deliciousness onto their plates.
And if you have a little leftover, you can do what I usually do with canned cranberries. Just throw it into a blender, add apple rum, blend and serve in the plastic cup of your choice (do they make plastic martini cups?). If you get a little sick, just mix it in with your Stove Top-tini and give it another go!
Beeeeelow is just one of the classic Stove Top commercials where the greedy ass kids love that shit so much that they arrange to eat it twice in one night. They act like it’s laced with the good shit.