While Oprah was banging wish bones with Gayle King, and St. Angie supervised Maddox’s crank calls to Obama, White Oprah was feeding the world with one scoop of microwaved vegetables at a time! And she did it from the middle of her heart. I would say from the “bottom,” but I think that part is already occupied by piles of Adderrall and fake tan dust.
At a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon in Port Washington, NY yesterday, White Oprah and her family shoveled deconstructed Hungry Man meals onto the plates of needy people living with Autism. Afterwards they played a fun game of “Are You Smarter Than A Lohan?,” and everyone came out a winner. Everyone except the Lohans.
Here’s more of future Nobel Peace Prize winner White Oprah with Ali Lohan (who is obviously in the final stages of menopause), some post-op who just got hit in the head with an anvil and the always-lovable Nana Lohan.