Courtney Love Takes Her Crackie Rants To Facebook

November 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Courtney Love packed up her shopping cart and took her acts of crackery from the House of Twitter to her new home at Facebook. Courtney really hasn’t missed one beat. Movieline posted a couple of Courtney’s horrifically amazing rants about her ex-boyfriend Edward Norton and Brit Brit Spears.

First up is Ed Norton. According to Court, Ed’s shit logs have curly moustaches and regularly tie innocent damsels in distress to train tracks. Just smile like this makes sense:

IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k.

When is Rosetta Stone going to come out with a Courtney Love version, so that most of us can fully understand her crackisms?

If your eye holes aren’t filled with barf, continue on to Court’s claim that Daddy Spears child touched Our Ladies of Cheetos:

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.

Courtney’s lawyers, The Offices of Crack and Pipe, aren’t going to like this. Although, Court does have it on First had authority, SO she has no reason to be affraid.

And what does Frances Bean Cobain think of all of this?

There you go.

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