I knew there was a good reason for why Chace Crawford’s face always looks like heaven’s rays are shining upon it while the whispers of angels pass through his golden locks. Okay, I never thought that, but I do now.
The Empress of Lucite tells Star Magazine that she used her exquisite lucite heel to pluck out Chace’s plump cherry! Shauna was Mrs. Robinson to Chace’s Ben Braddock.
According to Shauna, the two met at a college party in 2003 when Chace was just 18 and she was 32. Shauna said, “He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!” Chace melted into Shauna’s arms and the two began a secret love affair which lasted for a year. Shauna even gave Chace a key to her lucite palace.
One of Chace’s friends added, “Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”
Eventually, Shauna realized that her mission was complete and she fluttered off to continue to spread her beauty to the rest of the world. Chace went on to star in Gossip Girl and the rest is history.
And now Ed Westwick completely understands why Chace always wants him to wear a pair of lucite heels around the house.