Once you’re done with your turkey baster this Thanksgiving, ask a dude in your family to drop a load of baby batter into it and then send it off to OctoMommy, because she’s saying that she’s “open” to having BABIES!! again someday.
In an interview with GMA (via Radar), OctoCrazy was asked about putting her uterus through more torture and she responded with: “If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married. That’s like another chapter.” If OctoCrazy ever gets to that bridge, she needs to jump off of it instead of crossing it.
Even if she does get married, she shouldn’t even be allowed to kiss him on the open mouth for fear that she will get knocked up again. Seriously, from now on it’s only Christian side hugs for OctoMommy:
And even then, she better wear a lady condom while doing it!
Image via NY Times (Thanks to Paul for the terrifying video)