Open Post: Hosted By A Bad Bitch Mother Squirrel

November 24, 2009 / Posted by:

If these pictures have been Photoshopped or doused with fakery, don’t fart on my buzz by telling me.

After the jump is a touching, thrilling and heroic story of a mother squirrel defending her baby friend from an asshole of a dog! The pictures speak for themselves, but it helps if you play the Jaws theme in the beginning, the Indiana Jones theme in the middle and The Color Purple theme at the end. JUMP!

“Oh hell nawl! Come at me, bitch!” – Mother Squirrel

“I will fuck you in the teefs, dog!” – Mother Squirrel

“Eat my squirrel! EAT IT!” – Mother Squirrel

Dog, you ain’t seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!” – Mother Squirrel

Wait. Do you think the dog was just lonely and trying to become friends with the baby squirrel? Aw. They could’ve been the new Milo & Otis. Naw. For storytelling purposes, let’s just choose to believe that the dog was trying to eat it.

via Daily Mail

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