Lisa Rinna’s face is usually covered with ten shades of lead paint, Spackle, plaster of Paris, resin and adobe mud, so she decided to Tweet a picture of herself in her natural state before the team from Extreme Facemakover arrived to work their magic on her. Lisa wrote:
“This is what it looks like before beauty team arrives. Just keepin it real ppl!“
Lisa Rinna in all her painted glory looks like she’s about to get her wig snatched by a really hot Miss Gay Brazil contestant. And Lisa Rinna SANS FARDS looks like a zombie who just woke up after being frozen for 100 years. I’ll say she looks better SANS FARDS since her lips don’t totally look like they are filled with anal gland fluid like they do when she’s got them painted up.
But honestly, this post was just an excuse to use “SANS FARDS” again.