Attention All Ladies And Ladyboys: All This Can Be Yours!

November 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Katie Price’s cage fighting, cock tucking, cross-dressing sweetheart Alex Reid (Roxanne if you love it with lace) told the News of the World that he was going to travel to Australia to propose marriage to her. Well, I hope that sparkly engagement ring can easily be turned into a cock ring, because Katie Price quit Alex during her live exit interview for I’m A Blah Blah Blah….Get Me Blah Blah Blah.

Just as Roxanne was sashaying through an Australian airport on his way to the jungle, Katie Price said this: “I’d done a lot of reflecting. I’ve realized that I want to be on my own. I don’t want to be in a relationship. I hope that we can remain friends. I’m not with him, no.”

At that moment, Harvey Price got a jolt of the fever in him and jumped up, did the splits, jumped back up, did the moonwalk, swirled to the right, swirled to the left, did the Cabbage Patch and then shouted, “FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YES!

Since Roxanne, like Katie, is a famewhore who just doesn’t quit, he immediately queefed out this statement: “Following yesterday’s surprise revelations that Alex Reid’s relationship with Katie Price has apparently ended, Cage Fighter Films Ltd, with whom Alex has contractual obligations and responsibilities, would like to make it clear that he will continue with his business meetings associated with the film Cage Rage at undisclosed locations in Australia. Naturally there are ongoing telephone conversation between the couple, but Alex has no further comment to make at this time regarding the state of their relationship.

Business meetings?! ROXY STOP! Getting your prostate massaged by a ladyboy’s dick doesn’t count as a “business meeting.” We’re all adults here.

And start your watches, because it won’t be long before a gorgeous-looking Roxanne (wearing the outfit above) and Peter Andre are holding hands on the cover of OK! Magazine with the headline: “Our mutual hate for Katie brought us together!”

Below is Katie’s interview from last night. Skip to the 5:45 mark to watch her dump a bitch on live television:

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