ABC Is Not Saying Good Morning To Glamberace

November 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Before we start, is that bulge all Glamberace or did Paula Abdul misplace her stash again? Discuss during the break. So….

Glamberace’s concert on ABC’s Good Morning America has been canceled, because they are afraid he’s going to deliver an encore of his AMAs dry humping orgy. Mickey Mouse needs to get his head shoved into a warm crotch for that one. ABC issued this statement:

“We hate gay stuff in the morning. Well, except for you, Sam Champion.”

No, this is their statement:

Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”

It’s not like Glamberace is going to piss on Diane Sawyer’s head or ass queef into Sam Champion’s face (Sam wishes). Why are whores even flaring their nostrils over NOTHING. This just confirms that the government needs to start handing out vibrators to everyone. Bitches need to loosen up, because it really isn’t that serious. However, ff they banned him because of his screeching, that would be a different story….

Patricia Heaton is on an ABC show and her face is way more offensive than ten million shots of Glamberace getting a fake blow job.

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