Tucking For Her Life!!!

November 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa is really trying hard to stay at the top of her tuck game! Homegirl is getting inventive and shit. At last night’s AMAs, she tried out a new dick tucking prototype that looked like shorty chaps made out of Ace bandages. It still needs a few tweaks, but at least a tip or a nut didn’t pop out. She’s well on her way to becoming the greatest tucker who ever tucked.

While I was applauding Lady CaCa’s acts of tuckery, Mimi was probably crying a million butterfly-shaped tears on her Hello Kitty body pillow. At first glance, it looks like Lady CaCa is wearing the skeleton of a sparkly alien unicorn!

And in case you missed it, here’s Lady CaCa breaking bottles and dancing around like a special needs Velociraptor during her performance of Bad Romance/Speechless.

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