Janet Jackson And Colin Farrell Ate Food Together!

November 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Entertainment Tonight says that Janet Jackson and Colin Farrell had an “intimate” dinner together at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills last week. Colin and Janet were sitting side-by-side in a booth.

No, Janet was not using Colin’s pubes to floss her teeth after their meal. No, Colin was not hitting Janet from the back while she was bent over the table. No, Janet was not dipping Colin’s peen into blue cheese dressing and smothering it all over her lips. They were just having dinner. But obviously they must be swapping genital jelly, because celebwhores cannot have dinner together unless they are doing sex to each other. Factual.

And Colin’s Polish girlfriend just had a baby! Colin should be at home burping babies, not running around town burping vaginas.

Tags: Colin Farrell, Janet Jackson

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