Katie Price (seen here trying to stop her brain from escaping out of her mouth) has quit I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here after she was nominated to compete in a challenge for the 7th time in a row! I guess the people of Britain just can’t get enough of seeing her swallow snail jizz during challenges. Sucio bitches.
Before Katie stormed out of the jungle, she begged the voting public not to force her to compete again. Katie already had to chew on fried flies and said she couldn’t do it anymore. Well, ask and you shall not receive!
Once Katie was told that she would have to eat nasty shit again, she told the producers that she wanted out. According to The Sun, Katie told them, “I can’t do another trial. I’m walking. There’s only so much c*** one person can take. The way I’ve been treated on the show by the viewers, you’d think I was the most hated woman in Britain.”
If that censored word was on Wheel of Fortune, I’d guess that it was “crap” and not “cock.” Because the sentence “There’s only so much cock one person can take” could never roll off of Katie’s cock-stained tongue. It’s impossible.
And the cloud of delusion that is fogging up Katie’s eyes might make it hard for her to see the pitchfork-wielding mob camped outside of her house at all times. A lot of people in Britain would rather nibble on Jodie Marsh’s cooch crumpet than share two words with Katie Price.
If Katie really wanted to win over the voting public, she should’ve skipped into the jungle with Harvey Price on her shoulders. Because if you vote against Harvey, a kitten suffers a coronary.