b4-4, a Canadian boy band made up of twin brothers Ryan and Dan Kowarsky and their friend Ohad Einbinder.
b4-4 (stands for “bottoms for $4CAN“) looks like something 1991 accidentally farted out when it “gambled and lost,” but they weren’t formed until 1999! They had a few minor hits and were even nominated for a Juno award. But b4-4 were much more than just a trio of musical geniuses, they were also a trio of glamorous GODS! I mean, tell me all your parts aren’t humming for these three.
They are perfect from their glistening skin (in shade: White Oprah’s asshole) to their “electrocuted hedgehog who got doused with bleach cream” hair to their perfectly manicured manbrows to their totally awesome puka shell chokers (with matching cock rings, I’m sure). You cannot resist.
It’s only Monday, so try to contain yourself while watching their video below. It’s like Hot Chicks with Douchebags: THE MUSICAL SPECTACULAR!