Would you motorboat? – Towleroad
And on the other side of the chichis coin…. – Lainey Gossip
Sofia Vergara’s sausage strap had its work cut out for it – Hollywood Tuna
The Photoshop Awards: Clauda Schiffer, Helena Christensen and Eva Herzigova get nekkid – Egotastic!
Scrap The Photoshop Award above, because this right here deserves dozens of awards – I’m Not Obsessed
What in the Yummy Mummy hell? – Just Jared
In the words of Tommy Cooze: “Nicole girl, that dress is wearing YOU!” – Popsugar
Shakira looks hot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I REFUSE to believe this – Celebitchy
Kitson wants Lindsay Lohan’s cookie – Hollywood Rag
This will singe your retinas – Holy Moly!
Oh, so THAT’S who Keenan Thompson reminds me of – Cityrag
News you can queef to: Eva Longwhoria only fucks on the weekend – ICYDK
The Howling is the latest classic to be sent to the butcher – SOW
Jermaine Jackson should let his clay head dry thoroughly before he leaves the house – Socialite Life