Afternoon Crumbs

November 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Would you motorboat? – Towleroad

And on the other side of the chichis coin…. – Lainey Gossip

Sofia Vergara’s sausage strap had its work cut out for it – Hollywood Tuna

The Photoshop Awards: Clauda Schiffer, Helena Christensen and Eva Herzigova get nekkid – Egotastic!

Scrap The Photoshop Award above, because this right here deserves dozens of awards – I’m Not Obsessed

What in the Yummy Mummy hell? – Just Jared

In the words of Tommy Cooze: “Nicole girl, that dress is wearing YOU!” – Popsugar

Shakira looks hot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I REFUSE to believe this – Celebitchy

Kitson wants Lindsay Lohan’s cookie – Hollywood Rag

This will singe your retinas – Holy Moly!

Oh, so THAT’S who Keenan Thompson reminds me of – Cityrag

News you can queef to: Eva Longwhoria only fucks on the weekend – ICYDK

The Howling is the latest classic to be sent to the butcher – SOW

Jermaine Jackson should let his clay head dry thoroughly before he leaves the house – Socialite Life

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