For those of you hoping that La Pequena triumphantly returns to us by performing at tonight’s American Music Awards (on ABC at 8 o’clock or so) might have to settle for Lady CaCa’s hermie peen popping out of her chonies and winking at us.
Speaking of Lady CaCa, dude’s nuts are going to explode when she sees that Bobby Trendy has been diving into her dumpster. Sorry for that visual.
Above is Bobby Trendy at the AMAs tonight proving that Lady CaCa isn’t the only one who can look like a tranny dominatrix and a child beauty pageant loser barfed on her simultaneously. It’s as if a Z Gallerie outlet dropped on Catwoman’s head.
And since nooooooooo award show can go on without the world’s best seat filler, Phoebe Price is there to make sure every seat stays as warm as a fresh fart. And Kim Zolciak is not going to be happy when she sees that Chicken Cutlets is using one of her best wigs as a shrug.