There’s Nothing “Fresh” About JLo’s New Video

November 21, 2009 / Posted by:

While watching JLola’sFresh Out of the Oven” video, you may be waiting for a 1-900 number to pop up, but unfortunately it never comes. Instead you gets a zillion shots of her “Looweebatons,” her scarecrow wig, her red lips and her shadow dancing moves (Paula Abdul just filed a copyright infringement lawsuit for that one).

If the song alone made your ears close for business, then brace yourself for the video, because it taints all your senses. You know, for a song that talks about cookies and ovens, you’d think JLola could throw in a shot of a delicious pie. Even a close-up of a half-eaten Donette would be better than seeing her damn ass shoes over and over.

If you’ll excuse me, I must go watch Rocky Horror Picture Show to cleanse myself of this mess.

via Just Jared

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