Yes, Seal does have a last name, and his wife of four years Heidi Klum has officially taken it. Yesterday in Los Angeles, a commissioner (just think of Michael Chiklis) declared that Heidi Klum is officially Heidi Samuel. Yeah, Heidi Samuel doesn’t make my Schnitzel tingle as much as Heidi Klum, but she’s doing it for love. Love makes you do crazy things like wipe nostril diarrhea from your man’s nose when he’s sick and use his name on your drivers license. Go figure.
Heidi’s rep would not say whether or not she plans to use her new last name professionally.
Not only does Seal have a last name, but he also has like fifty middle names. Dude’s full name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. If you don’t have a middle name, send hate mail to Seal, because that ho hogged them all up for himself.