RiRi Is A Size Queen

November 20, 2009 / Posted by:

If your dick doesn’t make a vagina call 911 upon first sight, then RiRi isn’t even trying to fuck with you. In a new interview with German magazine Bravo (via Post Chronicle), RiRi said that your peen must be a certain height in order to ride her ride.

RiRi explained, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun. I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don´t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.

RiRi’s last boyfriend turned out to be a fat pussy, so it makes sense that she’s on the prowl for a wang in size: TOMMY LEE.

In a perfect world, we’d all love a cock that can split a Magnum condom in two, but big whores can’t be choosers. I try to pretend like I have standards (HA!), but throw a micro mini peen in front of me and I’ll probably shrug while saying, “Sure, why not?

Celine Dion once said this about shoes: “When a salesperson askes me what size I need, I answer ‘No, what size do you have?‘” The same goes for peen. Where there’s a dick, there’s a way.

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