Open Post: Hosted By A Brawl Over A Hockey Stick
November 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
At a Mighty Ducks game in Anaheim last night, player Scott Niedermayer caused a brawl when he gave a fan his hockey stick. No, “hockey stick” is not one of my dumb metaphors for a dick. Dude gave the fan his actual hockey stick.
You would think that the stick was covered with Levi Johnston’s cock cream by the way that blonde bitch is throwing fists over it. This is what it looks like when the Lohan family fights over the last Adderall pill.
That being said, hockey games look fun.
via Deadspin
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