LiLo’s Days At Ungaro Are Numbered

November 20, 2009 / Posted by:

The fashion critics basically said they would rather do themselves in the ass with a porcupine than wear any of the clothes from LiLo’s debut collection as the “artistic adviser” of Ungaro. Emanuel Ungaro himself said the whole thing was a disaster. So it’s no surprise that Ungaro’s chairman Asim Abdullah is telling the label’s CEO Mounir Moufarrige to send LiLo back to the crackhouse upon which she came from (aka White Oprah’s house) .

According to Page Six, several department stores refuse to carry Ungaro as long as LiLo is involved. A source who has seen e-mails between Asim and Mounir said, “Asim wants her out now. Department stores in the States have already told him they won’t be picking up the line if Lohan remains a collaborator, so it’s a serious issue. Mounir wants to keep her on because it was his idea to hire her in the first place. He’s trying to save face.”

My guess is that department stores are just sore in the ass about LiLo because they know she Winona Ryder-ed them out of thousands of dollars worth of clothes and they can’t prove it!

Although, I have a feeling that if department stores did carry Ungaro’s shit without security tags, even LiLo wouldn’t snatch that crap for fun.

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