This is JLo’s new single. And it’s called “Louboutins” (pronounced “Looweebatons” in JLo-talk). I understand if the song title alone makes you want to shut down this browser window, open up your iTunes and punch it really really hard. I understand. Because once you realize this song is not a Digital Short from Saturday Night Live, you really won’t be laughing.
This shit may be called “Looweebatons,” but it sounds more like a shit-stained Payless pump lying in the gutter all alone after a homeless crackhead hooker lost it there while she was running from the police.