Adnan Ghalib Is Going To Jail

November 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Reeeeejoice! There’s one less Ed Hardy-wearing bag of butt plugs walking the streets! TMZ brings us the beautiful news that Brit Brit’s former gas station escort is going off to the chokey. Adnan Ghalib was sentenced to 45 days behind bars for hitting a process server with his car last February. Last month, Adnan pleaded no contest to leaving the scene of an accident.

In addition to the 45 days in the clink, Adnan was placed on probation for 36 months and he must complete an anger management course as well as 45 days of hard labor. Unfortunately, the hard labor doesn’t include cleaning the chunky jam out of Daddy Spears’ toes.

So that’s that! Now you can go back to forgetting Adnan Ghalib exists. Well, until your next bikini wax. Unfortunately, you’ll think of him when your waxer asks if you want a landing strip or a baby crotch.


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