Truth Is, You’re A Homewrecker

November 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller might have a new partner in homewrecking. That’s if you believe Star Magazine. They claim that Fantasia has used her feminine wiles to lure a very married father of two into her pussay’s clutches. Just because Fanny’s own home almost got foreclosed on, doesn’t mean she should go and snatch someone else’s. But I guess we can’t choose who our fuck parts want to cling to. We just have to go with it.

Apparently, everyone in Charlotte, North Carolina is queefing about how 30-year-old college football player Antwaun Cook pink-slipped his teacher wife and his two young children (ages 1 and 4) so that he could fuck on Fantasia full-time.

Fanny and Antwaun met back in August while he was working at a T-Mobile store. Their genitals instantly started humming for each other while talking about pre-paid phones. A weeks after they met, Antwaun left his family and moved into Fanny’s mansion. A source added, “I’m not going to deny that the word ‘homewrecker’ is floating around.”

The source also said that Fanny’s got so bad for Antwaun that she even had his last name tattooed on her shoulder, “She got it to honor her man!

Well, if Fanny’s fairytale romance with Antwaun ever ends she can easily turn that tattoo from “Cook” to “COCK.” And really, we all wish we could go through life with a giant cock on our shoulder.

And those of you screaming that Fanny can’t even read her own tattoo need to stop! You might just be right, but who cares. Who needs to be hooked on phonics when you can be hooked on cock!

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