I’m sure deep thinker Megan Fox is reciting Proust in her head while flashing her cooter – Hollywood Tuna
My So-Called Nipples – Egotastic!
Jenna Jameson’s face might be on too tight, because she’s not making sense – Celebitchy
David Walliams’ piece of the week looks beat – Holy Moly!
Vintage Lady CaCa – Towleroad
Kate Bosworth photographed walking in front of Askars. This obviously confirms that they are doing anal together on an hourly basis – Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Aniston makes duckface – Just Jared
In “no need to announce the obvious” news, Pamela Anderson has done cocaine – Hollywood Rag
Will Ferrell is overpaid. Officially. – ICYDK
Bar Refaeli in some lingerie (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Heineken knows how to make a viral video – Cityrag
Sasha Fierce goes crowd surfing – Popeater
Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie celebrate the third anniversary of their contract signing – Popsugar
Does this trick really look like Lucille Ball or did the two Cup ‘O Noodles I ate for lunch eff with my head? – I’m Not Obsessed
Kristen Stewart could’ve destroyed the plates faster if she simply just performed a scene for them – Socialite Life