Yes, this video of Sidney the “domesticated” baby otter playing around like a newborn kitten made me weak in the soul and lukewarm (as opposed to ice cold) in the heart, but then I got to thinking about the family of otters I once watched viciously attack each other. Shit was REAL.
Seriously, otters look like they are full of rainbows and heart-shaped kisses, but they will bite your nostril off for the last fish eye. They would.
That being said, I guess micro pigs are out and baby otters are in. You know Pararsite Hilton will have one of these by the end of the week. It will end in tears when her new pet otter gobbles up all her beloved coochie crustaceans.