Lil Wayne Is Someone’s Father….AGAIN

November 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Today is Wednesday, which means that somewhere in the world is a brand new baby who will learn to look Lil Wayne dead in the eye and say, “Where’s my check, boo?!

RapWeekly reports that Lil Wayne is a father for the second time this year. You know how 2009 has been called the year of death? Well, I think we’re going to come out even thanks to Lil Wayne’s sperm.

Apparently, singer Nivea popped out Lil Wayne’s fourth child over the weekend. There’s not many details and the name of their kid was not released. I’m guessing that Wayne is going to keep it simple by naming his new spawn “#4.” I mean, how is he supposed to remember all the names of his baby mamas and the babies. He’s going to have to start numbering them sooner or later.

Wayne already has a 12-year-old daughter (with his ex-wife Toya), a 1-year-old son (with an unidentified woman) and a 2-month-old son (with actress Lauren London). These are the babies that we know of.

Don’t stare at that picture of Wayne too hard or you may feel a kicking down below. No, it wouldn’t be the frozen burrito you had for a morning snack! It would be Wayne’s fifth child trying to get out.

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