Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Spectacular is the one word to describe today’s blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public. (CDAN)

I would like to think that Paula Deen and Willie Nelson get freaky in a tub full of butter sticks, but I’m going to go with Rachel (I refuse to give her the extra a) Ray and John Mayer? And I really don’t want to know all the things they do with EVOO. More like EVOHNO.

This celebrity had a little malfunction last week. No, it wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction (although she does have great style). It was a technical malfunction. Our celebrity, a television actress, is dating a non-famous guy. While she was out socializing late one night last week, she sent him a very private text message… along with a revealing photo of a private part of her anatomy. Unfortunately, instead of sending it to her boyfriend, she sent it to his mother (whose name was right below his in her directory). Whoops. The morals of this story – which we would love to see as a PSA – are: Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and text. Don’t drink and photograph your hooha. (Blind Gossip)

This could be anyone, because who doesn’t send pictures of their vag to their boyfriend’s mom? It’s the new Christmas card. My guesses are: Michelle Trachtenberg, Zoila from Flipping Out, Ashley Jizzdale, Teri Snatcher or any of the chicks on 90210?