Martha Stewart is caviar and champagne while Rachael Ray is a plastic cup of lukewarm Faygo and a plate of saltines with a melted Kraft Single on top. That’s basically what Martha Stewart said about Rachael in a new interview with Nightline. Martha being a cunt is always a good thing.
In the interview, Martha said, “Well, to me, she professed that she could — cannot bake. She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She — and that’s not good enough for me.” Martha went on to politely piss all over Rachael by saying that writing a cookbook is “a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone’s library. Rachael is different. She is more of an entertainer … with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That’s not what she’s professing to be.”
Translation: “Rachael Ray is a piece of trash used by a hobo to wipe his ass after a disastrous bowel movement.”
When asked what she thought about Martha’s remarks, Rachael said, “Why would it make me mad? Her skill set is far beyond mine. That’s simply the reality of it.”
Rachael may have a voice like a trucker who eats children, but even she knows not to fuck with Martha. Martha has been in prison! Bitch is gangster. Not only can she whip up a five-course meal on a radiator, but bitch can also make a shank out of a tampon applicator.