Coochie Coochie Ouch

November 17, 2009 / Posted by:

While you’re sitting in your cubicle today and praying to the gods for a permanently hard dick and/or a fully packed bong to fall in your lap, say an extra prayer for Charo. Charo is BROKEN! Seeing Charo limp through Beverly Hills yesterday makes me want to slap a Gopher!

This means that Charo can’t fully thrust her crotch bone and flex her chesticles. Sad. If Charo can’t coochie coochie coo, your own coochie isn’t going to even bother getting out of bed anymore. And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what’s the point of anything?

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