Coochie Coochie Ouch

November 17, 2009 / Posted by:

While you’re sitting in your cubicle today and praying to the gods for a permanently hard dick and/or a fully packed bong to fall in your lap, say an extra prayer for Charo. Charo is BROKEN! Seeing Charo limp through Beverly Hills yesterday makes me want to slap a Gopher!

This means that Charo can’t fully thrust her crotch bone and flex her chesticles. Sad. If Charo can’t coochie coochie coo, your own coochie isn’t going to even bother getting out of bed anymore. And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what’s the point of anything?

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >