Open Post: Hosted By Gerard Butler And His Mommy

November 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Gerard Butler gave his Sunday hooker the night off, and decided to take his mother to the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen in Glasgow last night. Gerry also made it extra special by slipping on a sexy kilt.

You know, if Megan Fox or Betty White was wearing that kilt, every pap on the carpet would be trying to get an upskirt shot. Seriously, they would be on the floor snap snap snapping away. Why didn’t they do this with Gerry Butler?! The thing is, Gerry would’ve embraced it. He would’ve gladly spread his legs and wiped the ass dust off his nuts. Hell, his peen hole lips would’ve even said “prune” for the cameras.

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