Janet Has Obviously Been Talking To Detective La Toya

November 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

During a cold night recently, Detective La Toya made Janet Jackson a Hot Toddy, sat her down in a leather armchair in front of a roaring fire, and told her that she conducted a thorough investigation on their brother’s death, which revealed that he was killed by the hands of Dr. Conrad Murray! A wolf howled, a bolt of lightning struck the night and the truth came crashing down on Janet. In that moment, Janet not only realized that La Toya is the second coming of Sherlock Holmes, but suddenly everything made sense.

In an interview with ABC News, Janet echoes La Toya’s statement that Dr. Con killed their brother, “He was the one who was administering. I think he should be responsible.” Janet believes that he should never be able to practice medicine again.

Dr. Con has admitted to administering the anesthetic propofol, but he seems to think that he didn’t kill Michael.

Dr. Con just needs to give it up already. You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape Detective La Toya!

Tags: Janet Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson

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