November 16, 2009 / Posted by:

In between shots for Wall Street 2 (send your hate mail to Michael Douglas) in NYC today, Shia LaDouche gently kissed on Carey Mulligan’s little nose like she was a precious Disney Princess. I know I should be “awwwing” in the heart over this, but mouth-to-nose fucking isn’t my thing. I’d rather cuddle up to a filthy peen (see below) than get mocos on my lips. I have some standards (no, I don’t).

Here’s more of the co-stars/love birds being sweet today. How much do you want to bet that Shia calls Carey’s nose “Mom.”

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