Afternoon Crumbs

November 16, 2009 / Posted by:

The loneliest woman in the world is looking totally miserable in Mexico. Once again, Maddox made me write that. – Egotastic!

Just like her daddy, Suri Cruise is not taking off her kitten heels anytime soon – Popsugar

Carrie Prejean WHO? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Hayden Panatroll or a middle-aged divorcee who is trying to sex up her look with bangs? – Hollywood Tuna

Why is David Beckham’s old hair hanging off of Posh’s bag? – Just Jared

According to John Mayer, you really haven’t danced unless you’ve busted a move around a bunch of sweaty shirtless dudes with peen-hongray eyes. I agree. – Towleroad

Prank you very much – Cityrag

The only interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon Hollywood Rag

Rosie O’Donnell and her wife Kelli stopped scissoring years ago – Celebitchy

Chloe Sevigny demonstrates how you ho up an outfit in one easy step – ICYDK

Is this an invitation, Kanye? – Holy Moly!

But will Daniel Craig give you the ring off his cock? – Socialite Life

Sarah Jessica Parker’s return to television! – SOW

The exact moment that Jenna Elfman’s son realized his name is StoryI’m Not Obsessed

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