The loneliest woman in the world is looking totally miserable in Mexico. Once again, Maddox made me write that. – Egotastic!
Just like her daddy, Suri Cruise is not taking off her kitten heels anytime soon – Popsugar
Why is David Beckham’s old hair hanging off of Posh’s bag? – Just Jared
According to John Mayer, you really haven’t danced unless you’ve busted a move around a bunch of sweaty shirtless dudes with peen-hongray eyes. I agree. – Towleroad
Prank you very much – Cityrag
The only interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon – Hollywood Rag
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife Kelli stopped scissoring years ago – Celebitchy
Chloe Sevigny demonstrates how you ho up an outfit in one easy step – ICYDK
Is this an invitation, Kanye? – Holy Moly!
But will Daniel Craig give you the ring off his cock? – Socialite Life
Sarah Jessica Parker’s return to television! – SOW
The exact moment that Jenna Elfman’s son realized his name is Story – I’m Not Obsessed