Did Nick Lachey ever has his own doll? Because if he did, it probably looked just like this highly inappropriate (copyright: Carrie Prejean) and unintentionally hilarious Jacob Black doll courtesy of Mattel. Twitards will be able to cuddle with this thing in February for $24.95.
If for some bizarre reason Mattel can’t sell this doll, they can tweak it a bit and sell it as “90s Circuit Boy Blaine.” Circuit Boy Blaine can work as Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken’s pool boy.
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