From One Mess To Another

November 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Over at Page Six, they are saying that Lindsay Lohan fled Brittny Gastineau’s birthday party after her ex partner in pussy, Courtenay “Nay Nay” Semel, begged her to go to rehab. Maybe LiLo left for a minute to go find an extra vowel for her name so that she could fit in with the rest of them. She should’ve just asked Brittny if she could borrow the “E” she’s not using. That way she could be Lindesay Lohan. Oh well. BUT SERIOUSLY…..

A source said that Nay Nay, who just graduated from rehab, confronted LiLo about getting help. It did not go well, and LiLo ran out of the joint in tears. The source went on to say, “Everyone was trying to keep them apart, especially since Courtenay is recently out of rehab and has pleaded with Lindsay to do the same. Everything was fine for a while, and Lindsay seemed happy, but then there was a confrontation when she came out of the bathroom, and she ran out in tears. Everyone fears she’s on some kind of self-destructive collision course.”

I’d probably be in tears too if I was reminded that I was once played Nay Nay’s clitoris like a harmonica. And if you have no idea who Nay Nay is, GOOGLE HER, you dumb fuck!

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