While hawking out her new perfume called “Vintage,” Kate Moss was asked by WWD what one of her mottos is. Kate replied:
“There are loads. There’s ‘Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.’ That’s one of them.”
Why does this trick sound like my mother when I’m about to bite into a delicious glazed donut? Buzz killer.
Obviously, Kate has never eaten anything off the menu from Claim Jumper, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, IHOP, Chili’s, Marie Callender’s, Applebees, Coco’s, Wafflehouse, Cracker Barrel, El Torito, Old Spaghetti Factory, Panda Express, any State Fair or (insert the name of every restaurant who has fried anything on the menu).